bettyrizz:

boy tummies (◡‿◡✿)

boy butts (◕‿◕✿)

boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕

boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ

boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰)

boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩

boy arms (◠‿◠✿)

boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)

dampsandwich:

shit i dont have any cash on me, do you take card? yea? *hands you my blue eyes white dragon*

dampsandwich:

do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

(Source: gynocologist)